Jhonny
Rebranding, conceptualization, creative & art direction.
Sometimes I like to sit back, watch time go by, and philosophize about chickens. Yes, Chickens.
And I’ve come up with three thoughts on the matter:
First, I don’t understand people who worship cows when chickens are the ones who can touch the sky. Besides, when people get excited, nobody says, “I got beefbumps.”
Second, I actually think the chicken is man’s best friend. And, as reason dictates, the enemy of my best friend is my enemy. So if you don’t like chicken, please don’t talk to me.
Third, and perhaps most importantly: they say we’re all susceptible to joining a cult, and I think this is mine.
Yes, I’m a devoted chicken worshipper.
A Holy Pollito devotee.
Hi, I’m Jhonny Wings.
But my friends call me Jhonny.
And I’ve come up with three thoughts on the matter:
First, I don’t understand people who worship cows when chickens are the ones who can touch the sky. Besides, when people get excited, nobody says, “I got beefbumps.”
Second, I actually think the chicken is man’s best friend. And, as reason dictates, the enemy of my best friend is my enemy. So if you don’t like chicken, please don’t talk to me.
Third, and perhaps most importantly: they say we’re all susceptible to joining a cult, and I think this is mine.
Yes, I’m a devoted chicken worshipper.
A Holy Pollito devotee.
Hi, I’m Jhonny Wings.
But my friends call me Jhonny.
